Dear Prancer,
Hey you kooky
Caribou! How goes it? Me and
the gang sure miss you, especially at this season. It’s just not the same
without you. Yup, it's that time of year
again when we get the goddamned reigns strapped to our haunches and
have to drag about 3000 friggin tons of toys clear across the world in 12
hours. Can you believe we are still doing this shit? Hey, you gotta
be happy for a job, especially in this economy.
Plus, I’m super grateful for the health benefits. The
herd has been in and out of Santaland Clinic a lot this year. Dasher had a herniated disc, Cupid got parasites and Rudolph has gone in for 2 colonoscopies. Turns out everyone here, including the
Clauses, is Vitamin D deficient!
