8/3/13

10 THINGS I KNOW I WON'T HAVE TIME TO GET TO TODAY

  
  1. Applying lipstick to my plant
  2. Looking up reasons why Ryan Gosling is not as smart as he is pretty
  3.  Eliminating the word “whatever” from my lexicon
  4. Doing that 10 minute ab workout
  5.  Confirming that my mom received my email last Tuesday
  6.  Making up excuses for why i like to make up excuses
  7.  Clipping coupons that have already expired
  8.  Tickling myself
  9. Examining my arm for areas that look different than they did yesterday.
  10.  Eating an entire head of lettuce