Introducing…extreme peanut butter. Yes, folks, this is not your average peanut butter, this is EXTREME peanut butter. It not only sticks to the roof of your mouth but it actually attaches your tongue to your cleft and keeps it there for at least 17 minutes. That’s right, this peanut butter is so peanut buttery that it will cause a piece of you to stick to another piece of you. This will slow down your eating process and allow you to keep the taste of peanut butter on your palate for a longer than usual peanut butter experience! That is extreme.
Our peanut butter is so smooth and creamy that it will actually MELT the knife with which you are spreading it. Make no mistake, the more you spread, the quicker your knife will dissolve. We consider this an excellent way to get additional iron into your diet. A high protein high iron food that you can easily spread on a piece of toast? That is extreme.
But wait, there’s more. If you like the chunky version, we have that too. But be prepared. The chunks are more than just simple chunks of this luscious legume. They are actually petrified pieces of peanuts that have been around for over 160 years and they will satisfy that need for crunch and chunk that you long for on certain days. That is extreme.
And the way our peanut butter meshes with jam? Well, you may not even want to stick around. This peanut butter essentially is the one and true soul mate of all jams, jellies and marmalades. It will start to make love to any jam that you slather on a slice of bread, be it baguette or 12 grain. You did not just mis-read that last sentence. The jam and the peanut butter will begin copulating on your Orowheat right in front of you without any inhibitions. It might make you uncomfortable at first but it is an amazing site to see. That is extreme!
Lastly, our peanut butter can read. It’s true, folks! Our peanut butter is able to read books and magazines. This was not planned, but just simply came about during our manufacturing process. One day in the processing plant, we found our peanut butter reading its label aloud and we knew we had something special. Bring your peanut butter on short or long road trips with your children and have it read them stories in the back of the car so you and your partner can have a conversation. When your children tire of hearing our peanut butter read to them, you can invite them to eat it, which will also keep them silent for at least another 17 minutes (see above). That is not only extreme. That is miraculous.
