What Your Dog is Thinking While You're in the Store.

When he’s coming out?

When he’s coming out?

When he’s coming out?

When he’s coming out?

When he’s coming out?

When he’s coming out?

Is that him? No.  When he’s coming out?

When he’s coming out?

I smell bacon.

When he’s coming out?

When he’s coming out?

Person smiling at me. Hello,  Hello, Hello, Hello, Hello, No longer interested.

When he’s coming out?

When he’s coming out?

Another person.  You’re not him, you’re not him, you’re not him, you’re not him.

When he’s coming out?

When he’s coming out?

Many people coming towards me.

Person, person, person, person, not him, person, person, not him, person.  Dog, Dog, small person. Not him, not him, not him. 

When he’s coming out?

(PAUSE)

I’m hungry.

I need to poop.

When he’s coming out?

(PAUSE)

I hope he comes out soon.

I hope he comes out soon.

I hope he comes out soon.

I hope he comes out soon.

High pitched sound!!

When he’s coming out?

Please let him come out soon.

Please let him come out soon.

Please let him come out soon.

(PAUSE)

It’s drizzling.

I’m tied to a post.

I’m hungry, I have to poop and I’m tied to a post.

When’s he coming out?

When’s he coming out?

SQUIRREL!!

When he’s coming out?

Where did he go?

Where did he go?

Wait a second. Maybe he’s never coming back. Maybe I’m on my own now.  I’ve been left here like some kind of after thought,  with no regard for my rights  or  my feelings.

Well, maybe it’s better this way. I have  been  under appreciated and living in a world of oppression where I am completely beholden to a human being for my welfare .  I eat when I am told to, and it’s not something that I would choose all the time, I have to say.  Why CAN'T I have chocolate?  And, I KNOW that squeaky toy isn't real!

I’m not allowed on the bed.  I sit when he says "sit".  I have to be quiet when I feel like barking.   I get reprimanded when I chase a squirrel, which is in my nature to do instinctually, for God’s sake. This is outrageous!  I have been living a lie. I don’t have to live like this! I should just run away! I  just -

Oh wait! Is that him?  Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, it’s him.

There he is! There he is! There he is! There he is!

He’s back! He’s back! He’s back!