My next flu will be so much better than this one. It will be fun and have a sense of humor and come
with confetti and wind chimes. I will have a
robot for a tea pot which I can remotely access and turn off and on to
create tea without having to get out of bed or call my husband, and by “ call”,
I mean scrounge up enough energy in my vocal cords to meekly warble “Keith”
into the air.
